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(VIDEO) WWE NXT 3/23/11 (w/ thoughts)

by on March 23, 2011

Credit to WWE’s Youtube page. Thoughts below the jump…

They totally sped up “Wild & Young” in the opening this week, like they just wanted to get through it.

-Besides her boobs, Maryse has to have gotten this job so her accent makes people think she’s announcing “Conan O’Brien” every week.
-Have they bothered to say what redemption points mean?
-Oh yay, a promo contest.
-I love Striker CONSTANTLY not knowing to suggest THE WWEEEEUNIVERSE!!! when he needs a special judge for a contest.
-It’s sad when the commentators are outdoing you at one-liners.
-Conor O’Brien should’ve brought back the “Yo Mama” jokes.
-Regal (I’m assuming) booing Titus was gold.
-OH SNAP THE 80’S WANT THEIR ROBE BACK…Darren Young lost his goodwill with me with his promo.
-Maryse being a douche to Cannon and Young was the best part of the segment so far.
-Oh, no…more of this. Just let all three win.
-For a guy who’s well-spoken, Byron Saxton is HORRENDOUS at thinking on his feet.
-Titus O’Neal’s shake thing when he laughed at Darren Young is my new NXT highlight of the season.
-Maryse stealing Darren Young’s spotlight to whip her hair was gold.
-Chavo Guerrero is my favorite NXT pro. His love for Darren Young is cute.

Darren Young vs Titus O’Neal-Titus’ boots bug me. The gold is just straight-up buggy.
-Titus throws the slowest Irish whips I’ve ever seen, like all of his opponents are six foot tall anvils. They’re bizarre.
-The way William Regal says “universe” almost makes the WWE Universe worth it.
-It SUCKS that they’re shoehorning the Hornswoggle/Chavo deal into this match, but at least Chavo’s not a heel and they’re treating it like a gentlemanly game of one-upsmanship.
-Clash of the Titus is a fantastically horrible finisher name.

-We don’t do Raw reviews on the site yet, but I just wanted to put over how amazing the HHH/Taker video with the sitdown interviews from Monday was. They did more for that match in two minutes than they’ve done in a month.
-Yoshi delivering WWE dialogue just like anyone who speaks decent English delivers it exposes how awful it is.
-The internet’s next great .gif file is Yoshi’s giggle after Maryse slapped Cannon.

-Lucky Cannon kind of looks like the younger Bravado brother on the gas.
-Subtle Kaval burial during this video package.
-Lucky playing with his pubes was kind of gross.
Match: Vladimir Koslov & Conor O’Brien vs. Jacob Novak & JTG
-Wait…it’s a dance-off. At least Striker made up his crowd about the crowd judging before he got out there.-JTG & Novak were totally handicapped by the song tempo being changed. BULLCRAP.
-Koslov can not help but be charming when he dances. The man’s adorable.

Byron Saxton vs Lucky Cannon
-I think the audio speed might just be Youtube; it sped up really bad during Yoshi Tatsu’s entrance song.
-Cannon trying to ape Regal by holding the arm down during the pin was inspired, but the execution left a lot to learn for Mr. Cannon.
-I seriously think Lucky Cannon has had the same singles match on NXT every week he get one on TV. They aren’t lying about FCW creating clones.-Saxton selling his posting like it knocked him out was lame.
-Cannon will hurt someone doing his finish like he did it on Byron Saxton, mark my words.

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